Get Rich Really Slow - Marry a Super Star!

What is a sure fire way to inherit millions of dollars without lifting a finger? Marry a super rich - super star and then divorce them, take half etc. etc.

What's that, no one will even look your way? That's easy, all you have to do is claim to have married one then. In the most desperate cry for attention I have heard in a long time, a woman has claimed to have been married to, had children with, and lived with the Godfather of Soul himself, James Brown back in the 1950's.

If it's that easy, why doesn't every one try it. Oh that's right because it doesn't work. If you have to have "claimed" to have married someone, chances are very high that you were never actually married to them at all. It's like the time that my friend Bob married Angelina Jolie on a dare...

The Battle of the Britney

Always a good picture.

If you had asked me towards the beginning of the year who would have had the number 1 album in November, last on my list of acts would have been Britney Spears. After having lost her children, her hair, and more than enough dignity to last 4 lifetimes, Britney has ended up with a number one album on the US charts. Her album "Blackout" has music industry experts everywhere scratching their heads. I personally wonder, when did she ever have time to cut a record in the studio what with all the court dates / Partying that has been going on.

But she has some fierce competition. The Eagles in an exclusive deal with Wal-Mart stores have sold more than 700,000 albums in their first week of release "Long Road Out of Eden". The politically charged album is a first for the Eagles in a really long time.

Tell me - did you buy blackout?

The Homeless side of Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson, just another of the homeless rabble...



It had been rumored in the early nineties that Michael Jackson would prominently burn Benjamin's (really burn with like a match) because he had so damn much of it. But now it is reported that he may lose the farm. If he neglects to pay up on a $23 million dollar loan on his Neverland Property just south of Santa Barbara, CA it may just end up in the foreclosure listings.

The only problem is... who is going to want it?

Would you buy a ranch as tainted as Neverland? leave a comment.