Jessica Simpson - Joins the Army

Now what is the world coming to. In the most recent news from the mystical land they call Hollywood, Jessica Simpson the former flame of Mr. Nick Lachey, and current ex-bounce of the all to well known John Mayer, has penned a deal to start in an upcoming movie about a Blonde Bombshell who joins the Army. The movie - called "Major Movie Star" (ha ha - we're all laughing our freakin heads off) is supposed to be a comedy, and is due to start shooting in June.

Now for the Commentary - I only have one thing to say: "What the frick were/are they thinking." I would like to meet the writer who diligently spent hours and hours hunched over a dark desk, draining all his/her thoughts onto a blank sheet of paper to write this epic bard. Then - what producer in his right mind would throw millions into making a movie like this. And lastly, I want to know - WHO PICKED JESSICA! Haven't we all learned from the last movie endeavor that there is not a much in the way of anything goin on upstairs there.

The deal, apparently negotiated by all star manager/dad/creepy fella Joe Simpson is one of three movie deals Jessica is looking into right now. And if you can believe it - at least one other movie actually had the word "Blonde" in the title. I know I never would have thought of it.

Jessica has also said that she is taking a break from doing any major recording, as her heart is still heavy over the "recent" breakup between her and Nick.

Enough said.